Totally gross!
Vodka flavored like anything is like drunkard puke!
Much less French fries!
Something probably went horribly wrong in some production facility.
Like a box of Apple Jacks cereal I bought (while drunk) about 15-20 years ago that had “blue carrots.”
Box said: Limited Time Only, New Blue Carrots (no apple flavor, no carrot flavor).
Deduced later that something most likely went whoopsy in the factory, leaving them with squirted pointed tubes instead of rings, in such a vast number they could not take the loss, and so introduced “blue carrots” (WTF?) for a limited time.
It’s like when there’s a heat wave that unexpectedly kills off dairy cows, then some burger chain has a “limited time only” funny exotic yummy tasting burger for a limited time.
Or when there’s a flood, then some chicken chain has a limited time two for one deal.
Or whatever happens followed by some taco chain having French fries for a limited time.
Which brings us back to the question of what major industrial accident at Arby’s would end up with such a glut of French fry matter that they would resort to putting it in booze (which might at least disinfect it).
Ergo: Grody! Grody to the max!
Quod erat demonstrandum.
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