Next up, the McCuck.

I made hamburgers for dinner. Put a bit of bacon grease and butter on the griddle, seasoned with Black Pepper Salt (Pepper, Salt, MSG) and cooked to cracklin' outside perfection with bacon presses.

They were delicious.

I doubt it. If true, there must be a reason to create fake meat. Let's see... we have fake vaccines, news, president, education, laws, education, citizens, healthcare, money, voting... and now fake meat.

Is there anything that isn't fake now?