Okay. I just bought some Jardines Caronlina Reaper hot sauce from Acme. I know it must be bullshit because it is on an Acme shelf, but it says "Carolina Reaper," one of the hottest peppers ever, and so I wanted to try it and see. Meh, it's in a supermarket. They must have put a tiny gram in the jar. Bleeeeaaarrrgghhh! Holy shit is this hot. This won't be on the shelves for long! It took me five potato chips worth while heavy drunk before I recognized I fucked up. Good stuff. E: I have D&D this weekend. I'm taking this sauce plus chips to D&D and will remain quiet. Because fuck my fellow adventuring twats. They force me to be the first aid kit cleric (2nd edition -- clerics matter). No Cure Light Tongue for you, cunts.