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Ugh, cormorants don't look appetising at all, ever. Those herons look pretty good, though.

Suddenly all the pelicans are gone, come to think of it. I bet someone ate them.

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Ever seen a cormorant shit? They shoot it like 20 ft i swear. Projectile shitting. Sure wish i could do that, nobody would ever fuck with me. Id assert my dominance at the drop of a hat.

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Ugh yeah, that's almost as bad as pelican shits.

WAIT! With the help of Taco Bell, you might be able to develop this skill!!

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I dont want to rely on taco bell for this skill. I just want to be naturally able to projectile shit, with pinpoint accuracy, at any time. Is that so much to ask?