Ever seen a cormorant shit? They shoot it like 20 ft i swear. Projectile shitting. Sure wish i could do that, nobody would ever fuck with me. Id assert my dominance at the drop of a hat.
Ever seen a cormorant shit? They shoot it like 20 ft i swear. Projectile shitting. Sure wish i could do that, nobody would ever fuck with me. Id assert my dominance at the drop of a hat.
Ugh yeah, that's almost as bad as pelican shits.
WAIT! With the help of Taco Bell, you might be able to develop this skill!!
Ugh yeah, that's almost as bad as pelican shits.
WAIT! With the help of Taco Bell, you might be able to develop this skill!!
I dont want to rely on taco bell for this skill. I just want to be naturally able to projectile shit, with pinpoint accuracy, at any time. Is that so much to ask?
I dont want to rely on taco bell for this skill. I just want to be naturally able to projectile shit, with pinpoint accuracy, at any time. Is that so much to ask?
Sounds like a reasonable wish to me.
I'll allow it.
Sounds like a reasonable wish to me.
I'll allow it.
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