And cormorants. Please, add those to your menu while seagull hunting.
Also, never heard horker as a name for squirrel until i saw it here last night. Is that a real thing? Calling them horkers? Or just recently made up here on the internet by some random weird fuck?
THEY'VE ALWAYS BEEN CALLED THAT!
By who? Where?
By some dork. Here on this silly site.
Ugh, cormorants don't look appetising at all, ever. Those herons look pretty good, though.
Suddenly all the pelicans are gone, come to think of it. I bet someone ate them.
Ever seen a cormorant shit? They shoot it like 20 ft i swear. Projectile shitting. Sure wish i could do that, nobody would ever fuck with me. Id assert my dominance at the drop of a hat.
Ugh yeah, that's almost as bad as pelican shits.
WAIT! With the help of Taco Bell, you might be able to develop this skill!!
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