Mayonnaise is gross and I'm glad its been taken down a few notches. Funny how trends change...I was definitely in a minority growing up and people legitimately thought it odd that I wouldn't eat food with mayo in it. And since it was literately in everything, I had a constant reminder of how much I didn't like it. Scrapping it off chicken sandwiches, strange looks when I insisted on not eating the potato or macaroni salad and having to constantly ask "is there mayo in/on it?" Did it make me bitter? You bet. Fuck mayo.

I love mayo but gave it up because of the soy bean oil content and have not found a suitable replacement recipe. I’ve made it with all kinds of other things, olive oil, avocado oil, etc but can’t get the taste right.