[Source.](https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/2023/07/21/florida-man-friday-meet-the-coolest-gator-attack-survivor-ever-n1712499) > An elderly Florida Man was taking a walk around his Naples golf-course community when he was attacked by a seven-foot gator. It isn’t clear how Florida Man got away, but he called 911 immediately to say, “I’m bleeding. I don’t know how bad it is. There’s a lot of skin ripped off I can see — probably some muscle.” > Talk about keeping your cool under pressure, right? Actually, Florida Man is even cooler than you think. > “Go figure,” he told the 911 operator while bleeding and looking at his own muscle where skin was supposed to be, “Out for a walk to stay healthy.”