The Aussie vs Florida Man [993x720 - 70KB]

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I can assure you that Florida man is one obstinate SOB. He will never submit like the fucking Aus cunts have.

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While I wholly agree with you, there are still the dumbasses here that would STILL vote for Andrew Gillum…. (Although most aren’t true Floridians, mainly fleeing Massholes and New Yorkers.)

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hard to believe that niggerfaggot had as much support as he did. Are you THE SaltyCracker?

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No. It ways the name of my boat back in the mid 2000’s. I had it first! Lol

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I remember asking blackriflecoffee the same thing on Voat before they tried their shit.

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I want to believe.

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So disillusioned after growing up believing all Aussies were like Mick 'Crocodile' Dundee or Steve Erwin.

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They are more like a butt-plugged Olivia Newton-John

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Arete Florida man doesn't realize his stubbornness has prevented the US from falling further, thus preventing the World from falling even further.

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I love living in Floriduh. But fuck off, we're full.

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Yeah we can't take anymore awesome

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Hi I'm Florida Man

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Pub subs :)

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Yeah wtf, hentai (and porn) in general has played a very large part in pacifying males.

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I watched a shit ton of porn my whole life and I've done shit to people that you queers probably can't even imagine.

I was torturing my enemies in the woods when I was 14, took on a mob of niggers with a ball bat when I was 12 or 13 and won decisively by knocking two of them out cold. Spent the rest of the day running through the neighborhood looking for the ones that got away. I went into their houses and threatened their nigger moms with the bat. My main regret is that I did not break their legs and shove it up their assholes. lol

Y'all just have low T, no pride in yourselves and are still babies. That is because you were raised by a bunch of fags and Karens while I was encouraged and forced to fight my enemies. This led to me really enjoying it, dominance is addictive.

You never had this experience so you are pretty well fucked. Your only hope is to learn this shit as an adult, in a much more unforgiving time.

If porn will make your dicks any harder than a pack of string cheese, I say have at it. Killing a man is a lot like fucking a woman, and vice versa. Maybe "Call of Duty" could help. lol