He should have gone for the Florida Man Hall of Fame and started chewing on one.
And offered one to the cops. "Mmm, want one?"
Would be up there with with Mark Lutinski:
I can't find the article ATM, but there was quotes from the cops who responded and he had the half eaten Kevin Bacon faggot hanging from his living room ceiling when they showed up. Lutinski was cooking breakfast, and invited them in like nothing was amiss. The cops were a little shook up.
Eh. Consenting adults and all that...
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