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Much ado about melons.

Much ado about melons.
[–] • 2 pts

... What drugs. No really?

Was it drugs or NOT taking the drugs that caused this?

[–] • 1 pt

Valid. Would probably have to experiment with her melons to come to a firm conclusion - so to speak, being an adherent of scientific method. Seeing is believing after all!

[–] • 1 pt

WHAT is the charge? Starting a conga line? A delightful and fun conga line?

[–] • 1 pt

Probably for failing to invite Florida Man?

[–] • 1 pt

I'd date her.

[–] • 1 pt

Something, something, melon balls...