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The DeLand Police department said the male victim experienced a hard landing as a result of the malfunctioning parachute.

The number of things that have to go wrong in order for this to happen is high. Someone is going to jail for negligence.

LOL: > The DeLand Police department said the male victim experienced ***a hard landing*** as a result of the malfunctioning parachute. The number of things that have to go wrong in order for this to happen is high. Someone is going to jail for negligence.

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No video?

No meaty thud or juicy splat?

Why do I click?

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It's not the initial impact, it's the bounce that kills you.