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The DeLand Police department said the male victim experienced a hard landing as a result of the malfunctioning parachute.

The number of things that have to go wrong in order for this to happen is high. Someone is going to jail for negligence.

LOL: > The DeLand Police department said the male victim experienced ***a hard landing*** as a result of the malfunctioning parachute. The number of things that have to go wrong in order for this to happen is high. Someone is going to jail for negligence.

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[–] 2 pts

>a hard landing

It's not the fall that gets ya, it's the sudden stop at the end!

And yet another reason I would never and will never exit the aircraft without a reserve (and another reason every jumper should be inspecting/packing their own chute)

[–] 2 pts

Dang, ain't there better hobbies?

[–] 1 pt

There's no rush like jumpin'

[–] 1 pt

Parachutin' give you such a thrill,

But stupid stunts they don't pay my bills,

I need money, that's what I want, gimme (etc.)

No man, it's dangerous, I even gave up scuba diving you feel me?

[–] 2 pts

It's not the fall that gets ya, it's the sudden stop at the end!

Yep. They made that joke every time I jumped. :-)

And yet another reason I would never and will never exit the aircraft without a reserve (and another reason every jumper should be inspecting/packing their own chute)

It's a simple thing to pack a reserve. Why not do it? Even if you don't pack your own chute, why not at least watch the person who does?

[–] 0 pt

You've jumped? Are you insane?

Why would this guy not pack an extra, and what do you think went wrong (with the malfunction)?

[–] 1 pt

You've jumped? Are you insane?

It's a hell of a lot of fun. Freefall, especially.

Why would this guy not pack an extra, and what do you think went wrong (with the malfunction)?

Lot's of experienced jumpers don't pack a reserve. I'm not sure what happened in this particular case. It's still under investigation.