Take a boat a mile out to shore
Fuck you... This is real. Do you think I'm Forrest Gump? I'm going to name my shrimp boat Hmmmm and register it in Undecided, TX.
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Florida man is a retard and is swept up by hurricane. Safely lands in Haiti but is soon after raped and cannibalized by negroids.
Why is Florida man so retarded?
because hes a transplant from jersey fleeing warrants
Hey you fuck... you were supposed to keep that between you and me. Remember? We agreed. Never tell Anticlutch anything.
theres thousands of you guys down here. theyre the ones partying tonight not realizing what a week or two without power is like
Florida niggers will be strapping flatscreens to theirs.
Captain Africa is easily defeated.
God I hope my aunt with her ten pet raccoons she sends in Christmas cards got outta there
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