I Just Removed the Windshield from my 2006 Honda Accord and Strapped it to my Arm. Captain Florida is Ready! [874x702 - 115KB]

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Florida man is a retard and is swept up by hurricane. Safely lands in Haiti but is soon after raped and cannibalized by negroids.

Why is Florida man so retarded?

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because hes a transplant from jersey fleeing warrants

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Hey you fuck... you were supposed to keep that between you and me. Remember? We agreed. Never tell Anticlutch anything.

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theres thousands of you guys down here. theyre the ones partying tonight not realizing what a week or two without power is like

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Florida niggers will be strapping flatscreens to theirs.

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Captain Africa is easily defeated.

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Take a boat a mile out to shore

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Fuck you... This is real. Do you think I'm Forrest Gump? I'm going to name my shrimp boat Hmmmm and register it in Undecided, TX.

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God I hope my aunt with her ten pet raccoons she sends in Christmas cards got outta there