Years ago there was a place in Tampa called Tex-Mex Cantina. They had a notorious happy hour featuring STRONG CHEAP margaritas. So two friends and I attend said happy hour and get hammered. On the way out we took turns shoving each other into a cactus out front. I dont know what type of cactus it was but it was covered with fuzz. Tiny tiny fuzzy little cactus barbs. We tried to wipe them off with our bare hands but only succeeded in spreading them all over ourselves. We go to the next bar. Nature takes its course and we offload some margaritas. The next thing you know these almost microscopic cactus barbs are on our dicks! Not fun lemme tell ya. They had to wear off. You couldnt wash em off.