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Resistance bands.

[–] 2 pts

We don't. It's malevolent mother fuckers like me that make the world burn.

[–] 2 pts

Start mining at those locations for heavier elements and make your weights from those.

[–] 2 pts (edited )

Tiny rockets/propellant canisters attached on top of the weights and activated so they constantly push the weights toward the surface. No need for weights even; just attach the rockets to the end of an empty bar and the configuration of the rocket determines how forceful it pushes toward the surface to simulate a certain weight being lifted on Earth.

EDIT: I was thinking of only a bench where the bar would only go up and down. A rocket pushing downward would be all that is needed.

For free weights and doing curls, where the weight rotates, you would want to have the propellant attached to a gyroscope so you can do curls and the 'rocket' would always stay pointing toward the ground as the weight rotates. Otherwise, without a stabilizer, curling would change the angle of force and instead point the rocket exhaust toward you as you curl and push the weight away from you.

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Hopefully you would have adjustable gravity, at least within a limited range.

[–] 1 pt

Just weld a couple of extraterrestrial boulders to a steel bar.

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We're gonna become giants

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You must suffer for your art.