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Productivity is way up!

Let's do niggers next.

Productivity is way up! Let's do niggers next.

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This would fix a huge part of our problem lmao!

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Millions of under employed men are waiting for this to happen.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Imagine if women quit their jobs en masse and they had to have men take the jobs of 'social media coordinator' or some shit. There aren't enough faggots in the world.

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Exactly. Enlisting women en masse to public employment keeps wages low and men hungry.

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Two weeks without women is a good start.

[–] • 8 pts

Yeah! That's a great idea! That'll show that mean old patriarchy! Do it, baby! I dare you. I double-dog dare you. Jerk that smoke-wagon and see what happens.

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TBH, there's this one woman at work. She's very special to me. If she was to quit, I'd drop my hammer right then and there. I'd refuse to do another minute of work.

She's in payroll accounting.

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I know lots of great, hard working women. Blue checkmarks not only don't add any value to anything, they take it away. They go away for two weeks, everything gets better.

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She signs my pay check. Is what I was trying to say.

It's all electronic/online banking nowadays and there's no real signature involved but still. She's the most important co-worker in my book. A shining star, only outshone by the coffee machine.

[–] • 1 pt

A blue checkmark requires an IQ < 80.

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Accounting, like engineering should be always be done by men. If you want it done right, that is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YUiBBltOg4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrsB1RfksEA

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Jolly good show, guvnah. Jolly good.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Efficiency numbers skyrocket, what could it be!?

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Lmao onlyfans what would we do without it.

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Like when those cops in NYC I think it was went on strike, and crime actually went down lol

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Citation needed, Tyrone. :)

Why that watermelon aficionado avatar?

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to lazy to google a sentence been here for years but pretends like the mods aren't kikes

I wouldn't expect any other reply from a poal "veteran" lol

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

(((Greenberg)))

Every. Fucking. Time.

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Looks like she's a race traitor and gets drilled by a kike. Bio says 'Christian' FWIW.

https://archive.ph/U04A1

My jewdar points to him. And it goes: "Ding Ding Ding, 'Chosen One'!"

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Imagine how efficient and peaceful workplaces would be without roasties

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During which time the cure to cancer was discovered.

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We would have a lunar colony by the end of week one.

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Might be lonely at first, just the guys. Might get a little stir crazy. Little weirdness might occur now and then.

Then the moon hookers would arrive. Their huge and shiny milkers floating in 1/6th g. Morale would improve. We'd have to make new rules, well maybe only one new rule. 'It's not cool to space a chick if she doesn't swallow.' Not looking at anyone in particular Ok, Dave?

We'll chill in the Sea of Tranquility, Visors down, sucking on our suit's supply of moon beer, perfectly chilled by the vast, cold emptiness all around us.

We'll go explore, throw all the rovers, rocket debris and flags at escape velocity into the sun. Then plant "No Niggers!" signs on every available surface.

Then a major setback happens. Catastrophe strikes and it turns out we're wholly unprepared. Two of three supply ships, capacity 'a fuckton', laden with alcohol and fresh, never-spaced hookers go way off course and are last seen near Deimos. 'We talked about this, Dave.' 'I know it's also a moon.' One supply vessel barely makes it. When we pry open its cargo holds, our worst fears become reality. They're full of lentils. As many lentils as there are grains of sand in all the vaginas after a long day of beach volley ball.

A year later. Our methane farts have terraformed Luna by creating a breathable fart atmosphere. Turns out, all males have the ability to not only breathe and metabolize pure essence of fart, it also makes them change. Meanwhile the females are... Who cares.

Soon we learn to control our farts. Get to ditch the awkward suits and helmets. Also: Good bye to diapers full of excrement. I christen thee 'fertilizer' now. Powerful blasts propel us, unbound by moon's tiny gravity. We're true Lunatics, now.

As our leader Dave says: "One small fart for moonkind, one giant ripper for... LINE!"

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It would literally be less noticeable than if politicians didn't show up for two months

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Belgium went without a government for over 600 days. There's still Belgium. IIRC, they even did well economically. JCVD probably supported the whole country with his mighty bicep.

https://www.srf.ch/news/international/zerstrittene-politik-weltrekord-belgien-seit-600-tagen-ohne-regierung

19 Aug 2020 - Divided politics - World record: Belgium without a government for 600 days ... Flemings vs Walloons,

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