Gasp! Is that... Sexism I'm reading?!?! Who hurt you sweaty?
That pussyhat makes you look fat and lesbian.
No, don't take it off, it suits you. And that's my fetish!
Oh my god he's hitting on me! What do I do? Do I accuse him of rape? No that would scare him off...
I know! I'll talk endlessly about Sylvia Plath! Then he'll see how smart and different and interesting I am!
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