That pussyhat makes you look fat and lesbian.
No, don't take it off, it suits you. And that's my fetish!
Oh my god he's hitting on me! What do I do? Do I accuse him of rape? No that would scare him off...
I know! I'll talk endlessly about Sylvia Plath! Then he'll see how smart and different and interesting I am!
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