Have you ever smelled the inside of a rotten pumpkin?
Fucking Bad. So Why would you want to date one?
Nah, we were playing with friends when we were kids and dropped old uncarved rotten pumpkins from a bridge down to a dried out river and they were exploding into multiple chunks when hitting the ground. Then when we went down to see the aftermath, we noticed an awful foul smell.
That's what I'm talking about.
(post is archived)