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REMAIN IN YOUR HOMES. CLOSE ALL DOORS, COVER ALL WINDOWS, AND REMAIN IN THE MOST CENTRAL LOCATION. DO NOT ANSWER IF YOU HEAR KNOCKING.
TURN UP THE VOLUME OF ALL ELECTRONIC DEVICES. IF YOU HAVE HEADPHONES KEEP THEM IN WITH HIGH VOLUME. DO NOT LISTEN TO THE VOICES.
DO NOT REMAIN IN YOUR HOMES. LEAVE AND FLEE ON FOOT BEYOND THE CITY LIMITS. DO NOT LOOK BACK.
SECURE FAMILY MEMBERS AND THEN YOURSELF TO ANYTHING ATTACHED TO THE BUILDING FOUNDATION. DO NOT SECURE TO HEAVY OBJECTS.
THAT IS NOT THE SUN. DO NOT STARE AT THE OBJECT IN THE SKY. GET INDOORS AND ONTO THE LOWEST LEVEL OF THE BUILDING. UNDERGROUND IF POSSIBLE.
THE WATER HAS CHANGED. DO NOT DRINK IT OR TOUCH IT. BOTTLED WATER IS STILL SAFE. TURN OFF ALL FAUCETS AND WATER SOURCES.
TURN OFF ALL ELECTRONIC DEVICES AND UNPLUG THEM. THIS DEVICE INCLUDED. THEY CAN ACTIVATE THEM REMOTELY.
THE MOON STILL EXISTS. WHAT YOU ARE SEEING ISN’T REAL.
IF YOU SEE A GREEN MAN ON YOUR TELEVISION SCREEN LEAVE THE BUILDING IMMEDIATELY AND ALERT AUTHORITIES.
ANIMALS ARE NOT SPEAKING TO YOU. DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM. LEAVE THE AREA IMMEDIATELY.
THE CONTAINMENT AREA HAS BEEN BREACHED. EVACUATE THE CITY AND DO NOT RETURN.
IF YOU HEAR SINGING DO NOT JOIN IN. DO NOT HUM OR WHISTLE. THEY WILL HEAR YOU AND THEY WILL FIND YOU
THOSE ARE NOT YOUR DECEASED RELATIVES. DO NOT SPEAK TO THEM.
IF THE WALLS APPEAR TO BLEED LEAVE THE BUILDING IMMEDIATELY. DO NOT TOUCH THE OOZING SUBSTANCE. LEAVE BEHIND ANYONE WHO MAKES CONTACT WITH THE SUBSTANCE
YOU HAVE NOT TRAVELED IN TIME. IT IS STILL THE SAME YEAR. WHAT YOU ARE SEEING ISN’T REAL
STAY INDOORS. WHAT IS FALLING FROM THE SKY IS NOT RAIN. IF IT GETS INSIDE USE PLASTIC CONTAINERS TO HOLD IT. DO NOT BREATHE THE FUMES.
YOU ARE ONLY TEMPORARILY DEAF. THEY CAN STILL HEAR YOU, SO REMAIN CALM, KEEP YOUR DOORS LOCKED, AND HIDE IN THE MOST INTERIOR ROOM OF THE HOUSE
DO NOT CLIMB TO THE ROOF TO WORSHIP.
BOIL AS MUCH WATER AS YOU CAN AND HUDDLE IN THE STEAM
RECORD THE NUMBER OF CHILDREN YOU HAVE. COUNT EVERY HOUR. IF THERE ARE EXTRA CHILDREN LEAVE YOUR HOME IMMEDIATELY.
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