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I just read my day's emails and it seems the fridge trailers will be pulled out tomorrow.

The last of the berries sold last week and were picked up on Friday. Unfortunately, I wasn't sure when they were going to be picked up and so I had to pay rent on the trailers until I could cancel on Tuesday. They're not cheap.

The berries all sell.

I can sell every berry to the cannery. They pay the least - as a general rule. (I'll write some more about that in a moment. I'm drinking a wee bit.)

But, as I said, they don't pay very well. The goal is to sell the cannery as few berries as we can. The cannary's goal is to buy all our berries at the lowest price they can pay.

I also prefer to sell my berries to people and not nearly-faceless corporations. The cannery company gives zero fucks and they just smash the berries to shit and cram 'em into cans, which they sell to people who produce commercial blueberry products or sell as canned blueberries. Yup... You can buy blueberries in cans.

But, call it my immaturity, I prefer to sell them to people who not just pay more - but will actually be happy with the attention and care we give our crop. In fact, anyone who's local to that area can just come pick blueberries in our fields and, so long as they're for personal use, I'm not even going to charge them.

Blueberries are little bites of pure delicious. They make people smile. I'd rather the blueberries go to someone who smiles than go to someone who shows up in a truck and pisses and moans about the long drive back.

When I say the cannery pays the least, that's not strictly accurate. There are two companies that buy our berries and get a price lower than the cannery. One makes delicious products with Maine wild blueberries - and gives me a ton of their result. The other one is pretty new, as in we just picked them up last year. I give them a discount because they make delicious blueberry wine and they give me some of the wine.

(If anyone knows the legal issues well, I'd be interested in mailing them out to a few of you as holiday gifts. I'm not actually sure how legal it is for me to send alcohol without actually doing some formal ID check - and I'm pretty sure nobody wants to be a part of that.)

Anyhow, the last things remaining are just finishing up pulling any string left over (berries are 'raked' in rows) and putting hay on the field.

Seeing as I'm here...

There are eight fields. Each year, four of those fields are harvested. After the harvest, the fields are covered in hay. This is called 'haying the field' but that just confuses people. Really, we're putting hay on the field.

The hay sits on the field all winter.

Then, spring comes - and we set the fields ablaze - which is every bit as awesome as you might imagine. That's right... We set the mountain on fire. We don't even go to jail for it!

That year, the fields that were burnt will not produce berries. We alternate the fields, so each field is harvested every two years.

Why do we burn the fields? It kills any animal or fungus pests that are in the ground. Blueberry plants survive it just fine. They regrow quickly and the field has fully recovered by the following year. Burning the fields also kills (m)any unwanted plants - such as tree saplings. It basically stops Mother Nature from reclaiming the fields as her own.

But, the blueberry harvest is mostly finished and now you know a bit more about blueberry farming!

Seriously, burning the fields is awesome. You gotta stay sober for it but it's hard work and a good reason to celebrate afterwards. You run around with giant "Indian Pumps" on your back. First, you burn a firebreak and then you just set that fucker on fire. It's done in the spring, while there's still snow in the woods (usually) and the ground is too wet (usually) to be a major problem, but sometimes whole mountains have gone up in flames - burning many acres. So far, that's not been something I've experienced.

Note: I don't usually actually control the burn process personally. The guy I bought these fields from is quite an expert at it and it's a potential forest fire. So, I just happily run around with the pump on my back. It's a good workout and the view is spectacular.

Alright, so now you know a wee bit more about blueberries. They're delicious!

Obvious disclosure: I have a direct financial interest in the Wild Maine Blueberry industry.

I just read my day's emails and it seems the fridge trailers will be pulled out tomorrow. The last of the berries sold last week and were picked up on Friday. Unfortunately, I wasn't sure when they were going to be picked up and so I had to pay rent on the trailers until I could cancel on Tuesday. They're not cheap. The berries all sell. I can sell every berry to the cannery. They pay the least - as a general rule. (I'll write some more about that in a moment. I'm drinking a wee bit.) But, as I said, they don't pay very well. The goal is to sell the cannery as few berries as we can. The cannary's goal is to buy all our berries at the lowest price they can pay. I also prefer to sell my berries to people and not nearly-faceless corporations. The cannery company gives zero fucks and they just smash the berries to shit and cram 'em into cans, which they sell to people who produce commercial blueberry products or sell as canned blueberries. Yup... You can buy blueberries in cans. But, call it my immaturity, I prefer to sell them to people who not just pay more - but will actually be happy with the attention and care we give our crop. In fact, anyone who's local to that area can just come pick blueberries in our fields and, so long as they're for personal use, I'm not even going to charge them. Blueberries are little bites of pure delicious. They make people smile. I'd rather the blueberries go to someone who smiles than go to someone who shows up in a truck and pisses and moans about the long drive back. When I say the cannery pays the least, that's not strictly accurate. There are two companies that buy our berries and get a price lower than the cannery. One makes delicious products with Maine wild blueberries - and gives me a ton of their result. The other one is pretty new, as in we just picked them up last year. I give them a discount because they make delicious blueberry wine and they give me some of the wine. (If anyone knows the legal issues well, I'd be interested in mailing them out to a few of you as holiday gifts. I'm not actually sure how legal it is for me to send alcohol without actually doing some formal ID check - and I'm pretty sure nobody wants to be a part of that.) Anyhow, the last things remaining are just finishing up pulling any string left over (berries are 'raked' in rows) and putting hay on the field. Seeing as I'm here... There are eight fields. Each year, four of those fields are harvested. After the harvest, the fields are covered in hay. This is called 'haying the field' but that just confuses people. Really, we're putting hay on the field. The hay sits on the field all winter. Then, spring comes - and we set the fields ablaze - which is every bit as awesome as you might imagine. That's right... We set the mountain on fire. We don't even go to jail for it! That year, the fields that were burnt will not produce berries. We alternate the fields, so each field is harvested every two years. Why do we burn the fields? It kills any animal or fungus pests that are in the ground. Blueberry plants survive it just fine. They regrow quickly and the field has fully recovered by the following year. Burning the fields also kills (m)any unwanted plants - such as tree saplings. It basically stops Mother Nature from reclaiming the fields as her own. But, the blueberry harvest is mostly finished and now you know a bit more about blueberry farming! Seriously, burning the fields is awesome. You gotta stay sober for it but it's hard work and a good reason to celebrate afterwards. You run around with giant "Indian Pumps" on your back. First, you burn a firebreak and then you just set that fucker on fire. It's done in the spring, while there's still snow in the woods (usually) and the ground is too wet (usually) to be a major problem, but sometimes whole mountains have gone up in flames - burning many acres. So far, that's not been something I've experienced. Note: I don't *usually* actually control the burn process personally. The guy I bought these fields from is quite an expert at it and it's a potential forest fire. So, I just happily run around with the pump on my back. It's a good workout and the view is spectacular. Alright, so now you know a wee bit more about blueberries. They're delicious! Obvious disclosure: I have a direct financial interest in the Wild Maine Blueberry industry.

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Hah!

That sounds pretty awesome.

We are looking at cutting some timber on our land, I will have to check into this "tsi" stuff.

Thanks for the story! I love stories. Also I learnt something today, so win/win.

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TSI - Timber Stand Improvement.

Done properly (and it's not always possible to do it optimally, but it can almost always be done to some extent) will result in the forest being better for it.

It's more than just selective cutting.

There's a fancy name for it, and I smoke pot. But, what you do is you cut 'roads.' Where the road changes the terrain, like the canopy and tree cover, is where animals gather.

For example, you generally don't see many large animals (or even small animals) out in an open field. Instead, they prefer to be near the edge of the field. For safety reasons, they can dart back into the cover the woods provide.

Foodstuffs also grow in those areas. You get new saplings and they have delicious (to things like deer and moose) young shoots and leafy material.

What those roads you cut do, is they provide more of that zone. They provide zones that have a break in them, from one type of vegetation to another.

Then, you don't just take out the logs - but you also cut wood that will go to firewood or pulp.

So, you take out the trees (not all of 'em) that will make good logs - but you also clear the forest up behind you.

It's different than forest management - because it's not just managing it, it's actively improving it.

Done properly, you can make small acreage sustain a pretty decent income. We do zero replanting. I plant no trees. I have no trees planted on my behalf. The trees plant themselves and we leave ample trees.

It's quite interesting and I employ experts - and am not an expert myself.

Let's say you have a tree that's 8 years old and it looks like it's going to (maybe) make a good log - it's good and straight.

Around it, you have a tree that's not going to make good logs - a tree useless for lumber. Even though that tree isn't fully mature, you go ahead and cut that tree, and make room (and give light) to the tree that will someday be a good log.

It's not just about cutting what's there - in the now. It's about cutting what's there AND about what's going to be there next year, in five years, in twenty years, etc...

It's good for the trees (they're a renewable resource) and animals.

The roads you cut? Those get used every few years - as you go back through an area you've cut before. Not only do you harvest the trees that were in those paths, but you don't have to worry about keeping those roads up with a lot of expensive work and it's not hard to maintain them.

It's quite a bit more complicated but here's a very, very light (and incomplete) look:

https://www.maineforestry.net/tsi

If you want something MUCH better:

https://www.nrs.fs.fed.us/fmg/nfmg/docs/mn/TSI.pdf

and:

https://efotg.sc.egov.usda.gov/references/public/NE/NE666DP.pdf

Oh - it's "riparian." That's the word I was looking for above. I think - riparian my only refer to areas with streams or wetlands?

What kind of acreage are you looking at? Are you familiar with chainsaw operation? Do you have the proper PPE? For what purpose are you cutting the timber?

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I can run a chainsaw, but by no means an expert.

No PPE. I'm aware of those cool pants that stop the chain if you hit your leg. We don't have any.

Probably around 50ish acres wooded? I dunno because we have fields too. (We means my fam)

I'm a poorfag, but am set to inherit the land when a family member passes.

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Alright...

First things first...

Those are fancy pants are called chaps. They contain Kevlar and they are in threads, fairly loosely bound, and they're meant to clog the chain very quickly. What they do is they bind up and this prevents the blade from cutting through them - the saw will stop almost instantly.

Get some.

That's not really a suggestion - but you don't have to listen to me.

They will save your limbs and your life.

If you ignore the rest of this, don't ignore the above.

(I have the full outfit - which I'll explain in a moment.)

Logging is the most dangerous industry on the planet, where such numbers are kept. Logging is more dangerous - counting ONLY deaths - than every other industry, globally. It's more dangerous than mining, fishing, crabbing, or even being in the military.

Yes, logging is more likely to kill you than being an enlisted member of an active military.

It doesn't just kill - it also maims.

If you're not an expert, ask a logger for some free lessons. In my case, seeing as I have logging done on my land, I went out and had them teach me how to safely fell trees, how to accurately fell them, how to identify them, how to process them, etc...

I wear a helmet. My helmet has muff-style hearing protection that attaches to it. They fit in those fancy little slots on the side of a hard hat.

My helmet has a full-face shield. It's a screen.

I wear Kevlar gloves - but those aren't really required. You must wear gloves. They needn't be Kevlar gloves that cost $120 a pair - any work gloves made of something like leather will do.

I wear steel-toed boots. They do have fancy boots that also have Kevlar in them - don't bother, unless you're going to be a professional logger. Instead, you can get heavy steel tips that go over your boots. So, I have both boots and the special toe caps made of steel.

Chaps... Chaps are a requirement. They should be in good condition, fit properly, and be worn properly. There should be no loose attachment clips that flop around, none of the loose material should be on the front, and they should only be as long as is required - never should they be too short. You can have them a little too long, but the solution is to simply hike them up.

Learn to notch properly and plunge cut. A Humboldt notch and plunge cutting is probably all you'll need.

You never cut all the way through.

Have you ever seen a stump left by a real logger - and not one on someone's lawn?

They leave a "hinge."

When you fell the tree, you want to leave that hinge. That helps prevent the tree from jumping back and lets you control the felling process. You can actually leave one side longer than the other and that will help the tree fall at an angle and/or rotate, so that you can start felling in an area and have more places to drop the trees safely.

A tree that doesn't hit the ground on the first try is a potentially deadly mistake. It's important to not just control the felling, but also to ensure the felling is complete. This is something learned in time and with experience. It often starts with a key tree. After you fell that one, you have places to fell the rest and can work your way out from there.

If you want to know if your chain is sharp, look at the chips it throws. Depending on the style of chain, they'll be a different shape. But, if nothing else, they should all be the same shape - and that shape should remain consistent. They're usually (as you're not a professional logger) going to be about the same width as they are length.

On your chainsaw, flip it on its side. There's a line. That line will tell you where the tree is likely to fall. Assuming all other things are equal, that's the direction you want your notch cut to end. Line that up with where you want the tree to fall when you're cutting your notch.

There are several types of notches, the Humboldt is probably the best one for you. It's the least complicated, safest, and most universal for felling - except for some very rare circumstances that you're unlikely to face in the woods.

With 50 acres, don't fuck around with a cheap saw from Walmart. Get a Husky or a Stihl. Get a bunch of good files and at least two good "rake" files. Get several new chains. This will help prevent kickback.

Kickback will kill you. It's simple to avoid - normally. Never have the chain in motion when there's the chance that anything will touch the front of the bar - in the top 1/4 of the bar. In other words, where the tip of your bar is, nothing should EVER come in contact with that front 1/4 of the half-circle that is the front of the bar. That's the danger zone.

I can probably keep typing this stuff for hours, but that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Be very, very careful about kickback during the limbing process. That's usually where kickbacks occur.

It's possible to all of these and go just as fast as any other logger.

If I go back into the woods and find someone out there violating these rules, there's no second chance. They are not my employees - and I only get paid a percentage of their profit, but these are just a few of the rules they told me. I am under full instructions to fire any offender - including the boss and owner himself - if I spot a single violation. Chainsaws do not give second chances. Chainsaws don't care if they're cutting trees or humans. In fact, cutting humans is much easier than cutting trees.

Be safe and if you want more advice, consult a local logger. It can, and might, kill you. I live in logging country and the stories are numerous. I spent months learning to do it properly - and I'm still not a professional logger. The goal is to make it out of the woods alive.

Also, always look up. Up in the trees, there are often unattached branches. They call them "Widow Makers." They call them that for a reason.

Also, you're probably gonna die! Nah, just be smart and you should be fine. Seriously - if you listen to nothing else in my post, get chaps.

Chaps are $60 to $120 and a set will last you until they save you. They're cheap, compared to having a stump for a leg or a funeral. The damage a chainsaw does to human leg is not pretty - it's called "catastrophic." Mine are branded by Husqvarna. They're high vis orange and I have multiple sets. I'd probably consider offering to send you a set, but they're only $60.

Seriously...

Wear chaps! When you're done, and you return with a nick in your chaps, I want you to come back and say, "Thank you, David."

If you don't wear chaps, even if you end up not getting hurt, I'm probably gonna call you names. That might not mean much, but I'm probably gonna. It seems REALLY likely. Wear chaps!