Ah! Well, I'd still let ya drive my tractor. Trust me, you wanna drive my tractor. It's even got a beer holder and climate controls!
I'm Mr. Fancy Pants. I have a Kubota L6060 for my personal tractor. They say it's impossible for it to stall - and so far they appear to be correct. Like a week or two ago, I was explaining it on Poal and someone thought I had a little baby tractor that you apparently push around and has a small PTO on it.
No... No, I can probably drive my tractor right straight through someone's house and it may only lower the RPMs just a little.
I like my tractor better than I like the missus!
There are other tractors at the farm, but they're mostly green. Farmers are pretty horrible racists! If they see a tractor that's the wrong color, they say some pretty mean things.
I must prepare for tonight's weekly guitar thread on Voat, but someday I'm gonna tell you the story of when I got my first tractor!
There's a reason I know tractors aren't what breaks in a collision!
It's also at this point that I should remind you that I was born and raised mostly in urban environments and then proceeded to spent the overwhelming majority of my life in pretty damned urban settings.
When I moved retired and moved here, I'd never so much as driven a plow truck, had been fishing like six times, and had never fired a weapon at game. I'd never processed my own meat. I'd never grown a plant with any success, not even marijuana. I'd sure as shit never driven a tractor.
I suspect you'll find those stories amusing - and I have quite a few of 'em.
On the other hand, I did drive as my MOS in the Corps. I was a vehicle operator and I can parallel park with a trailer attached! So, it wasn't too long before the Mainers started to help me learn all these things. I actually paid for lessons for some of them.
Yup... I paid for fly fishing lessons, paid to learn to hunt, and even bought the booze to go out and learn how to plow etc...
Dude FUCK YES I want stories!!
Also fuck those green tractors, overpriced shit IMO. (I'm a massey Ferguson man myself) and while we are on brand loyalty subject, I'm a ford man. Most southerners are all about that chebby. Fuck Chevy.
Biggest tractor we've got is about 6000-7000lbs .... You definitely win. I want the beer holder and climate control. I also want to bulldoze a house with a tractor, lol.
I also technically own a giant excavator!
And, you may not know what one is, a "skidder." That's a Deere.
Skidder ain't a skid-steer is it? I'm familiar with those, but only the tiny (6k lbs) ones.
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