"even alcoholics don't drink like stoners smoke" You should meet my mom. But in all seriousness, I know plenty of alcoholics that drink all day every day, I don't interact with them, but I see the destruction it has on their families. I do know plenty of stoners that are productive, and I know you don't care, but the functional stoners I know work hard, have good jobs, and you wouldn't even guess they use cannabis. There is a way to use cannabis responsibly, it's just rare