I blame bad TV for this shit. Archive: https://archive.today/Y7DXf From the post: >>Armed robbers held 25 people hostage at a bank in Naples for two hours on Thursday, before fleeing through a tunnel. The three thieves entered a branch of Crédit Agricole in the southern Italian city at about 11.30am, taking hostage staff and customers, who were freed by police a couple of hours later. “Thanks to the swift response … all the hostages were freed shortly after 1:30pm, without serious injuries,” Michele di Bari, prefect of Naples, said in a statement.