It knocked my power out for a week. I was on Poal at the time trying to keep you all updated when a giant branch broke through my window and crashed directly into my keyboard. It broke three of my niggers I mean fingers. Most of you don't even care, but it was hell on earth here in Florida. Two fucking feet of rain. Two fucking feet. More. Like 27 inches. You know what that is in snow? If it was snow, you'd all be dead under a half mile of snow. Hey, AOU... remember that ounce of silver I buried near the Saint Johns River? That motherfucker is 5 feet over flood ..it's up to your fucking ass neck. You can toss that treasure map out right now. All of the palm trees are stripped bare. My lizards are in shock. Hiding. My lawn is covered in a thick layer of Spanish Moss and broken branches. I don't know if I can make it. It's pretty rough, bro. My milk went sour. I had to cook a pound of bacon on the grill. That's not easy. It's harder than you think. I had to use palm fronds and Spanish Moss for fuel. I ran out of toilet paper like 6 hours into the storm. What am I supposed to do now? This is a nightmare.
It knocked my power out for a week. I was on Poal at the time trying to keep you all updated when a giant branch broke through my window and crashed directly into my keyboard. It broke three of my niggers I mean fingers. Most of you don't even care, but it was hell on earth here in Florida. Two fucking feet of rain. Two fucking feet. More. Like 27 inches. You know what that is in snow? If it was snow, you'd all be dead under a half mile of snow. Hey, AOU... remember that ounce of silver I buried near the Saint Johns River? That motherfucker is 5 feet over flood ..it's up to your fucking ass neck. You can toss that treasure map out right now. All of the palm trees are stripped bare. My lizards are in shock. Hiding. My lawn is covered in a thick layer of Spanish Moss and broken branches. I don't know if I can make it. It's pretty rough, bro. My milk went sour. I had to cook a pound of bacon on the grill. That's not easy. It's harder than you think. I had to use palm fronds and Spanish Moss for fuel. I ran out of toilet paper like 6 hours into the storm. What am I supposed to do now? This is a nightmare.
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