I have a friend who claims he wouldn't get this but is a chronic early adopter and fanboy of shitty Apple type stuff. If this integrates with his Apple watch he'll instantly decide to get this even if it has a chance of lobotomizing him lmao.

I can't wait to give him shit about it.

This is one of the main reasons I don't trust Musk. He's a transhumanist, and those fuckers are going to cause trouble.

Sure he is.