Well first off, I already am supposed to have UNLIMITED but that turned out to be a lie. I guess I cost them enough time that they are actually giving what they promised, even if it still should be at least 5M/s when throttled, not 1M and definitely not 0.03M.

And for the past more than 4 years I've been using an exploit on the login page of xfinitywifi hotspots near me to get unlimited free internet using the public hotspots from Comcast customers near wherever I am, which technically ins't illegal because of the "2 free 1 hour sessions" they allow each month, which I found a way around without needing to sign up after every hour session. But it looks like everyone around me switched to Verizon (based on all the new Verizon default router names I see now compared to December), so now I don't have free internet where I currently am living.

Because all my favorites are on it. So easy