Tyrone's 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother asks why, he says, "The teacher told us to say our abc's and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to E why is that?" Momma says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again. "What's wrong today Tyrone", momma aks. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that?" Momma says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mammy "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all. Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
Tyrone will just get mammy's gun and shoot teacher
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