Wow. I have got to start making up and offering courses in absolutely useless crap that everyone should know anyway. Imagine all the money you'd make teaching people how to use a screwdriver.
I just had a great idea.
I'm going to start a school so that people can get a certificate in "assembling Ikea furniture". For just 10k in student loans you too can learn how to build stuff from flat pack boxes, and you'll be well on your way to a career at one of the biggest furniture chains in the world! I'll even throw in a set of Ikea tools to sweeten the deal.
Wow. I have got to start making up and offering courses in absolutely useless crap that everyone should know anyway. Imagine all the money you'd make teaching people how to use a screwdriver.
I just had a great idea.
I'm going to start a school so that people can get a certificate in "assembling Ikea furniture". For just 10k in student loans you too can learn how to build stuff from flat pack boxes, and you'll be well on your way to a career at one of the biggest furniture chains in the world! I'll even throw in a set of Ikea tools to sweeten the deal.
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