I'm sorry if you have to suffer any "little sleazars" over there... that came from here...
I've never had it, but I hate Domino's. Would rather have 99 cent Bangladesh pizza than that shit.
The absolute worst shit, and this is no exaggeration at all. I swear on this: Jewish pizza. They have their own Kosher pizza places (a few) in NYC. I mistakenly walked into one of these vomitoriums one time when I was 19 and I bought two slices. I was very hungry and I could not eat one bite of that shit. Gag reflex. I couldn't even force it down. My body did not want to accept it. I had to go hungry that day until I got home. Their pizza is as vile as them. Fucking made me gag like a cat with a giant hairball. The nastiest shit you can imagine. The cheese is some sort of goat cheese from the the goat's diseased dick or something. The crust had sesame seeds. I had it almost 30 years ago and I can remember how stomach-churning it was like I had it an hour ago. A PTSD-inducing experience. Like I was poisoned.
Glad there's not so many heebs over this way. I'll be on the lookout for that shit.
Just found this article:
https://forward.com/scribe/372167/why-are-most-kosher-restaurants-so-terrible/
They ruin EVERYTHING with their shitty ways.
This is even more specific with regard to why their pizza is so vomit-inducing: https://catapult.co/stories/essay-kosher-pizza-and-my-relationship-with-judaism-rax-king
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