NYC pizza always looks like what we call "party store pizza" in MI. Some people despise it, others love it. I'm in the latter camp. Although NYC slices are obviously much larger.
That is Neapolitan. The square ones are Sicilian.
I'm sorry if you have to suffer any "little sleazars" over there... that came from here...
I've never had it, but I hate Domino's. Would rather have 99 cent Bangladesh pizza than that shit.
The absolute worst shit, and this is no exaggeration at all. I swear on this: Jewish pizza. They have their own Kosher pizza places (a few) in NYC. I mistakenly walked into one of these vomitoriums one time when I was 19 and I bought two slices. I was very hungry and I could not eat one bite of that shit. Gag reflex. I couldn't even force it down. My body did not want to accept it. I had to go hungry that day until I got home. Their pizza is as vile as them. Fucking made me gag like a cat with a giant hairball. The nastiest shit you can imagine. The cheese is some sort of goat cheese from the the goat's diseased dick or something. The crust had sesame seeds. I had it almost 30 years ago and I can remember how stomach-churning it was like I had it an hour ago. A PTSD-inducing experience. Like I was poisoned.
When you take into account that Detroit pizza is thick enough to stop a small car...
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