Somebody got some coke spiked with fentanyl.

I know a guy, him and his wife. One year wedding anniversary. Didn't go on vacation, opted to stay home and have an anniversary party.

Both found dead in their living room.

Someone should call and ask about battle toads for old time's sake.

The best I can do is... Nah, too soon. Wait, aren't they jews?

They're all on drugs aren't they?

No mention of what substance it was. He must have been getting high on life.

Nothing of value was lost.