When asked, "how do you know you were molested?", she replied, "we'll he asked me if I wanted the job and, like, duh, I totally wasn't going to give it to Brenda. That whore! So, like, I got undressed, laid on my back, spread my legs, and said, 'I'm totally getting this job, right?!'"
"It wasn't until after I received my paycheck that I realized I had been molested. Molestation can totally creep up on you in the mail like that. That bastard withheld taxes! It was then I realized people needed to hear about it. So they know my struggle."
The reporter who heard her story then got off of her, threw cab money, got dressed, and left.
When asked, "how do you know you were molested?", she replied, "we'll he asked me if I wanted the job and, like, duh, I totally wasn't going to give it to Brenda. That whore! So, like, I got undressed, laid on my back, spread my legs, and said, 'I'm totally getting this job, right?!'"
"It wasn't until after I received my paycheck that I realized I had been molested. Molestation can totally creep up on you in the mail like that. That bastard withheld taxes! It was then I realized people needed to hear about it. So they know my struggle."
The reporter who heard her story then got off of her, threw cab money, got dressed, and left.
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