I know bullfighting is a culture thing. It doesn't mean it isn't fucking stupid.
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From the post:
>This is the horrifying moment a renowned Portuguese bullfighter was killed after being picked up and rammed against a wall by an enraged 1,500lb beast. Manuel Maria Trindade, a 22-year-old bullfighter, was making his debut performance in Lisbon's Campo Pequeno bullring when the show ended in tragedy. Footage from the event shows the young 'forcado' run towards the enormous bull to provoke the animal into charging. The beast then ran at high speed towards Trindade, who attempted to grab onto the animal's horns and gain control. But in a matter of seconds Trindade was hoisted up into the air by the storming bull and thrown against the wall of the arena.
Renowned bullfighter, making his debut appearance.
Makes perfect sense.
Clearly he was brilliant from the start. You know, until he died for being a moron.
From the comments:
It was a bullfight. The bull won, the matador lost.
I blame his parents. They probably told him he was awesome his whole life, while being a completely retarded faggot. He eventually realized that he was nothing special because nobody else thought highly of him, so he needed to become a bullfighter to try and gain some respect.
Every time I saw the cast from Jackass tossed into the ring with a bull, I was amazed at how they always managed to survive the encounter. I mean, they'd still get massive bruises from getting their asses kicked, and at times nearly dying. If those chucklefucks made it back then, then this guy wasn't all that tough after all.
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