I remember this showing up in my halloween candy that I got at that event that I didn't go to and actually didn't happen, but all those kids died. Remember that one?
I remember this showing up in my halloween candy that I got at that event that I didn't go to and actually didn't happen, but all those kids died. Remember that one?
I was there but I left early. I ate around the razorblades in the candy corn.
I was there but I left early. I ate around the razorblades in the candy corn.
Lucky you. I swallowed a whole roll of razor wire. In a caramel.
Lucky you. I swallowed a whole roll of razor wire. In a caramel.
Had to hurt when you wiped...
Had to hurt when you wiped...
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