Pablo Escobar's hippos are now ATTACKING people in Colombia: Drug kingpin's four pets have multiplied into 200-strong herd that dominates the nation's largest river

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Pablo Escobar's hippos are now ATTACKING people in Colombia: Drug kingpin's four pets have multiplied into 200-strong herd that dominates the nation's largest river (www.dailymail.co.uk)

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Can we import a hundred or so into the waters between the US and Mexico? Seems like it would be a good investment.

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Honestly, if they wouldn’t just get shot by the mob that runs the other side of the border, not a bad idea.

Nature. It’s the natural way.

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The Columbians are sterilizing them at 10k a pop. Just send down a couple of US five year old's with an ar each and they'll have those hippos cleaned out in a day or two. Maybe send their dad too for supervision and he can keep their mags loaded.

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Hippos are apparently quite delicious according to reports. Maybe a PSA that they are made of tasty tasty meat…

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The first time I heard about them ending up in the wild, I immediately said they need to all be hunted down and killed. Now here we are.

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