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All I ever got in mine was razor wire and scud missiles.

All I ever got in mine was razor wire and scud missiles.

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[–] 3 pts

When I was a kid it was razorblades. Every year, the rumor was that someone was putting razorblades in apples. The reality -- there were no reports to the police of anyone ever finding a razorblade in a Halloween treat. Not a single report.

Today, it's fentanyl. Why should anything take this rumor more seriously than the old razorblade rumor of my youth? In my opinion, you should not. I would bet money this is total bullshit.

[–] 1 pt

It was probably the late 70s, but the town I grew up in had a breathless scare about razor blades in small candies at an event in the only shopping plaza in town. This is despite the fact there wasn't any such event, there would have been no way for kids to get to said plaza without their parents, and the candies reported to be contaminated were much smaller than anything reported to be in them. This didn't stop the local rag and all the parents from hysterically repeating the story despite none of them knowing anyone that actually had such a candy.

[–] 0 pt

No one is giving away drugs. Man Remember LSD in candy? I never got one damnit!

[–] 0 pt

I know. The new stuff could kill me in an instant, but nooooooooooooo do you think I actually get any? All I get is this shit candy stuff.

[–] [deleted] 1 pt (edited )

The call it rainbow Fentanyl. They found a big bust in New England. There it was pallets of Nerd Candy that were Fentanyl. That shit is scary.

[–] 0 pt

Yeah. I never got any good drugs when I was a kid.

You touch one of those Nerd candies and you are a done. One way to clear a street. Though I don't think they will be handing them out like that. We will see. Willy Wonka is gonna have a new meaning.

[–] 0 pt

Talk about the blessed sweet release of death. I missed all the good shit.

[–] 1 pt

Yeah I'm sure drug dealers are giving away expensive drugs to unknowing kids.

[–] 1 pt

I know. No instant death for me from halloween candy.