Now that Bang Bang Biden is in office, Pfizer has announced a new vaccine to treat the fear of Corporations as they start implementing new laws. Albert Bourla stated in their quarterly call that their mRNA product was so successful that they've reprogrammed it for treating the fear of corporations. Now that Bang Bang Biden is in office, we realize there's a huge opportunity to treat people's fears. We were unable to produce this in time for Trump derangement syndrome. However, the timing for people's fear of Corporations is right. Next in our pipeline is another product to treat people's fear of China, Iran and Israel. We will be rolling these out as fast as we can: warp 7! Now that pesky clinical trials and product liabilities have been solved, our profit forecasts are 1,000% or more just next year.