We have a cat that would eat all the peppermint candies off the gingerbread houses that the kids made. We started baking him a birthday cake (strawberry with the white icing with those sprinkle things in the icing) as a joke and the fucker would eat the entire piece, so for a few years now, we celebrate his birthday with a cake. He can open doors with knobs as well. He's a good nittle nigger.

he loves that, its what I do with the older crap, hell he pretty much eats what I do