We have parrots. Just the slightest glint of reflected light pops in through the slider, or someone rings the doorbell, it's fucking on.
Haha, thats a warning.
Teaching to scream "YOU'RE DEAD NIGGER!" when it sees that light at nighttime for extra effect would be... chef's kiss.
I'm really surprised none of em have picked up 'fuckin jew' or 'dirty mexican' yet. I suppose it's actually kind of a blessing though, because given their longevity, if something happend to the both of us, birds with those vocabs would be doomed.
Ever read the Turner Diaries? It's essentially "what will happen when Whites become a minority and non-Whites finally become openly hostile en masse".
There's a tragic, all-too-realistic scene where a pack of niggers spots a stray cat. It's got White fur and a little black spot under its nose.
The pack of niggers chimp out, and viciously torture and kill the poor cat.
An n-bomb-dropping parrot would stand no chance, except flight. That would be glorious though- training a bird to shout "nigger" repeatedly, take it to nigger areas and let it fly around shouting "nigger".
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