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I have my doubts. But thats the difference from choosing one and training or just one showing up. I still love him though.

I have my doubts. But thats the difference from choosing one and training or just one showing up. I still love him though.

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[–] • 6 pts

We have parrots. Just the slightest glint of reflected light pops in through the slider, or someone rings the doorbell, it's fucking on.

[–] • 1 pt

Teaching to scream "YOU'RE DEAD NIGGER!" when it sees that light at nighttime for extra effect would be... chef's kiss.

[–] • 0 pt

I'm really surprised none of em have picked up 'fuckin jew' or 'dirty mexican' yet. I suppose it's actually kind of a blessing though, because given their longevity, if something happend to the both of us, birds with those vocabs would be doomed.

[–] • 0 pt

Ever read the Turner Diaries? It's essentially "what will happen when Whites become a minority and non-Whites finally become openly hostile en masse".

There's a tragic, all-too-realistic scene where a pack of niggers spots a stray cat. It's got White fur and a little black spot under its nose.

The pack of niggers chimp out, and viciously torture and kill the poor cat.

An n-bomb-dropping parrot would stand no chance, except flight. That would be glorious though- training a bird to shout "nigger" repeatedly, take it to nigger areas and let it fly around shouting "nigger".

[–] • 5 pts

Probably not since they're pretty small but they let me know when someone is on my property or when a turkey talks by or when a leaf blows by or when they think they heard something.

[–] • 0 pt

Im gonna pretend like I dont know what this fuckin means.

[–] • 2 pts

I'm saying they bark at everything and sometimes nothing

[–] • 4 pts

She'll bark very loudly.

Hopefully give me enough warning to be prepared to face the threat.

Or distract them for a split second so I am able to act.

[–] • 4 pts

I'd like to think he would. He wants to tear my head off whenever I give the old lady a slap on the ass.

[–] • 3 pts

You should slap her ass every day, train that disrespect out of him. He's vying to be the alpha. Put him in time out when he pulls that crap. Make sure you are the one that feeds him. Do not allow the woman to do this. Dog has to rely on you for food and that counts for treats too. I saw one suggestion to tape pics on the wall or fridge where he eats...Yours on the top, then your wife, then the dog dead last.

[–] • 2 pts

You should slap her ass every day, train that disrespect out of him. He's vying to be the alpha. Put him in time out when he pulls that crap. Make sure you are the one that feeds him. Do not allow the woman to do this. Dog has to rely on you for food and that counts for treats too. I saw one suggestion to tape pics on the wall or fridge where he eats...Yours on the top, then your wife, then the dog dead last. You want your pic to be eye level with him.

You over thought my comment. There is no violence in his outbursts.

All that crap is nonsense. Beta tricks to trick dogs into thinking you're alpha. It's literal Brainwashing. I don't do training with treats, tricks, or pictures.

I have no issues with my dog. He does not disrespect me. He knows who the boss is. Anybody trying to teach their dog to be beta is stupid. They know who they can and can't push around. All I have to do is look at my dog and he knows... I used to own a Timber Wolf that I stole from a guy who treated it like shit and should have never had it. You wanna talk about an alpha canine... That fucker did what he wanted when he wanted. But he was gentle as a lamb around humans.

[–] • 1 pt

Hahaha... you might have to establish alpha status if you ever found yourself lost in the wilderness and your only company is a pack of wolves who just discovered you...

Generally, dogs will sort of instinctively know who the boss is, especially if you raised it and feed it and such.

You're also not competing for breeding rights with your pet dog, so the whole alpha/beta dynamic loses a lot of its importance.

[–] • 4 pts

Definitely, I have a Parsons Jack Russell and he's all muscle. Very intelligent dog and he's very protective of my wife. Unless of course the perpetrator breaks out the vacuum 😆

[–] • 3 pts

I used to think mine was all bark until a stranger came in unexpectedly. You'd have thought he was trained to kill. It's the only time I've seen that side of him. He usually barks at his own shadow kek

[–] • 3 pts

My dog would protect my wife to the death. He's devoted to her. But me, I'm not so sure about. One night I was walking him up to the end of our long driveway, and a road work crew had left a road sign standing on the side of the road next to the driveway. The dog's eyesight is not the best. He stopped and wouldn't go near the sign, which was just a black shadow in the darkness. He thought it was some big animal. I tried walking up to it to show him it was safe, but he just stood back and barked. He wouldn't follow me. Another night, he got spooked by a piece of plastic sheeting that was flapping and blowing in the wind. He wouldn't walk past it. So I think if a bear takes me, he's probably going to stand there and bark at it.

[–] • 0 pt

Thats what I think mine would do

[–] • 2 pts

People overestimate their dog's ability to recognize and engage a threat.

Example: The murder of Sarah Stern. Her schoolmate, Liam McAtasney, planned to murder her and rob her house of a bunch of cash he thought she had. He drove around with her (they were sort of friends) and did errands, and then took her back to her house. Nobody was home except for her big German Shepherd.

When they went inside, Liam waited for Sarah to have her back turned, and launched his attack. He grabbed her from behind and began strangling her. So, of course, during the ferocious physical struggle which ensued, the German Shepherd jumped into the fray and tried to protect his owner? Nope- Liam said that he was concerned about the dog, but when he was killing Sarah (which took about 45 minutes), he said the dog just cowered in the corner. Sarah even called the dog's name a few times, desperate for help, but to no avail. Liam choked her out, plopped her onto the bed, and then continued strangling her.

She wouldn't die, though. He's a bit of a bitch, physically weak- he ended up stuffing a shirt down her throat and smothering her to death. Over the course of 45 minutes. Dog didn't do a damned thing.

All this being said, here's the role that dogs have historically always been great at- THEY ARE A FANTASTIC ALARM SYSTEM FOR INTRUDERS. Any breed, almost any dog will start making a racket if they hear/smell someone slinking around your yard or messing with a window. Their purpose as protectors is more about ALERTING THE OBLIVOUS HUMANS to the potential danger, so that we can grab a weapon or form a plan to deal with the threat. And there are some dogs that will intervene in a fight, but more often than not, they sort of just run around, watching their owner being stabbed or beaten to death.

[–] • 0 pt

Wow, you remember names?

[–] • 1 pt

I have 4. One of those fuckers better. I think likey all 4 would. As would Dog for you.

[–] • 1 pt

Yes, yes he will!!!

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