>>he left a bite of his food on the carpet for me to step on I was watching dog training videos the other day, on a famous youtube channel about dogs, and they said when this happens, and they've been very clear about it, you have to go full buttsex surprise on your dog, right away, and he won't do it again, ever, unless he's gay, but there's only one way to find out And if you don't do it within the next 24h, he's going to shit in your pillow and piss all over everything