Is he violent?
He's 10 and I've only ever heard him growl one time that sounded "serious." He was playing with a ball and another dog came up on him.
Does he bark a lot?
Holy fuck yes
Does he steal shit?
Not really, but there is no 5 second rule at my house. He can hear a crumb drop from the opposite side of the house.
Does he make a mess everywhere he goes?
Not all the time. But if you give him a toy he will eventually and very meticulously tear that fucker down to individual threads. And of course he doesn't clean it up.
Fuck, now I'm kinda worried he might be a nigger.
Sounds like he's 1/3 nigger maybe.
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