Is he violent? Does he bark a lot? Does he steal shit? Does he make a mess everywhere he goes?
If you answered yes to two or more, then yes.
Is he violent?
He's 10 and I've only ever heard him growl one time that sounded "serious." He was playing with a ball and another dog came up on him.
Does he bark a lot?
Holy fuck yes
Does he steal shit?
Not really, but there is no 5 second rule at my house. He can hear a crumb drop from the opposite side of the house.
Does he make a mess everywhere he goes?
Not all the time. But if you give him a toy he will eventually and very meticulously tear that fucker down to individual threads. And of course he doesn't clean it up.
Fuck, now I'm kinda worried he might be a nigger.
Sounds like he's 1/3 nigger maybe.
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