LOL

“Hey everyone! Look at this!”

“Yeah, dumbass, that was photo shopped.”

“Goddamnit, why don’t you guys believe me when I tell you that there are secret messages hidden in movies, music videos, songs, magazine covers, television shows, where they openly reveal their satanic pedophile cult membership status, and warn us using codes and symbology and special tricks! Why don’t you believe me when I make the perfectly sane and reasonable sounding claim that literally thousands upon thousands of writers and photographers, many of who make less than $50,000 a year and live in an apartment with roommates, because that’s the reality of being a professional writer and a professional photographer, they must all be in on the plan! They have to be, otherwise they wouldn’t write those things and they wouldn’t take those pictures. Literally, a 50-year-old writer who makes $49,000 a year and can’t even afford a house, he’s in on the plan, he’s part of the plan, he knew what to write because he’s part of the international secret pedophile cabal and was instructed to use key phrases and codes and insert symbols into one episode of a shitty sitcom 14 years ago!!! WHY DON’T YOU BELIEVE ME!!!!!”

It was expected that someone would Photoshop this and pass it around? You’re right. It was.

I’m actually pretty sure this one is real, actually. I think I saw this before. But still? So what? We’ve seen the seeing eye on our own currency for how long now and I’ve done absolutely nothing about it? Fuck Ukraine. Who gives a shit about Ukraine. I’m 100% certain that we put weapons labs in their country. But you know what? My more important question is who’s going to do a fucking thing about it? No one. We rolled over and died as a republic almost 200 years ago.