>has earth shattering secrets about world governments that would change life as we know it. >31 teeeruhbytes, too much for troglodytes. >never gets around to editing it down or at least putting out a headline, too busy making cryptic tweets and trading bitcoin. >whoops taxes, forgot to cover the basics while being the number one threat to most powerful nations in the world >has post-rape shame spiral in jail and shits self to death.