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I'm excited about getting my free hamburger with this new vaccine!

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Better go easy on the red meat. I hear it's to blame for a sudden increase in heart attacks.

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You ain't getting no hamburger, you're going to get a jellybean. Just like last time. One. Just. One.

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How about a Bud Light?

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Oh goodie.

I heard they are unveiling their new mascot, "Biohazard McDonuts TM " at the same time. It's a clown covered in toxic waste with a donut around its waist. You get a free donut laced with mRNA bioweapon residue.

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New current thing just dropped, be excited everyone!!!