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[–] 2 pts 1y

I'm excited about getting my free hamburger with this new vaccine!

[–] 1 pt 1y

Better go easy on the red meat. I hear it's to blame for a sudden increase in heart attacks.

[–] 1 pt 1y

You ain't getting no hamburger, you're going to get a jellybean. Just like last time. One. Just. One.

[–] 1 pt 1y

How about a Bud Light?

[–] 1 pt 1y (edited 1y)

Oh goodie.

I heard they are unveiling their new mascot, "Biohazard McDonuts TM " at the same time. It's a clown covered in toxic waste with a donut around its waist. You get a free donut laced with mRNA bioweapon residue.

[–] 1 pt 1y

New current thing just dropped, be excited everyone!!!