Adam would have stayed in the Garden of Eden [...] for eternity. He would have just run around, built fires, played with the animals, and eaten all the delicious foods except for that one thing. If a talking snake would have come in and said “eat that one fruit, it’ll get your rocks off,” Adam would have said, “lol, no faggot. God told me not to do that and I obey God who created all of this beauty and wonder for me to enjoy.”