[A guys kidnaps some rando diversity intern from a twitter-like company and holds him hostage. The kidnapper's only demand is to speak to the founder. The company does everything they can to shield the Dorsey-like founder from hearing about this, but he eventually does and calls the kidnapper. It is revealed that the Dorsey-like founder of the Twitter-like company created a beast he couldn't control, and is basically just a figurehead doing spiritualism to cope with the fact things didn't go the way he planned. Then the kidnapper lets the hostage go and kills himself.](#spoiler) Sus, right?